bugboypussy:

People who don’t like hairy women. Why? Do you want them to freeze in the winter? To not have hair to protect from cold? You want women to freeze? misogynist.

Jan 13.2025     6297   -   

crazy-pages:

lassieposting:

cactuskat:

appendingfic:

bongjoonheaux:

when a cultural activity easily allows you to let small children participate

alternatively, a child dragon being greeted by the clan

The gather to meet the youngling

Have y'all ever seen that video of elephants in a sanctuary absolutely booking it across the enclosure to meet the New Baby, because

I have seen this video probably a dozen times and I did not register, until it was pointed out in the tags, that there are two people in each dragon costume. They each registered as a single individual entity.

Jan 13.2025     40065   -   

eternalcyclicality:

spicyblogger2:

spicyblogger2:

spicyblogger2:

spicyblogger2:

spicyblogger2:

spicyblogger2:

My little sister’s new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend’s name that she hasn’t gotten covered up yet

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She broke up with him but I also just got the same tattoo

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OK my dad also got it

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DYLAN!

It took five months but we finally convinced my stepmom to also get it

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My fucking manager got it

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Jan 13.2025     209146   -   

autismgod:

boethiah:

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this reads like disco elysium dialogue

this is something an NPC says to you at a bakery in the witch alps version of disco elysium

Jan 13.2025     15412   -   

n7punk:

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

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@sabertoothwalrus’s tags were something i needed to see for myself and well

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there’s actually nsfw stuff before page 138 to be aware of but you can borrow it on the internet archive if you like

Jan 13.2025     71668   -   

theothin:

charlesoberonn:

“Good night, son.

Good night, changeling who tried to kill and take my son’s place before I stopped you and adopted you.

Good night, time-traveling assassin from the future who tried to stop my son fulfilling his destiny before I adopted you, too.

Good night, dark dimension counterpart of my son who comes out at night.

Good night, daughter.”

#the daughter is from the trans timeline

Jan 13.2025     13868   -   

noccolibroccoli:

So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like “Oh! Who’s this?” so I was telling them all about him, how he’s been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I’d brought with me, you know, small talk.

So then a nurse comes over and goes “Okay, I’ve got some stickers I’ll put on your things so we know they’re yours” and I’m like “OK cool” so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I’m like “oh I guess he gets a sticker too”

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that’s an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

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And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

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Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don’t notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he’s tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I’m like “huh?” so I look at him and I realize

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They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy

Jan 13.2025     78665   -   

stargoyle:

“This person has a secret onlyfans!” “This artist does NSFW commissions!” “This author writes porn on the side!” I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

Jan 13.2025     104473   -   

coyote-tail-cronically-ill:

something that doesn’t get talked enough about in my opinion is how absolutely isolating it is when you throw up all. the. time. and especially because it’s seen as a “gross” symptom by most people. It is and has been the most isolating symptom for me and also happens to be my most severe symptom. I have thrown up at almost all of my friends houses, in my friends cars, at the majority of all sleepovers that i’ve been to, in public, on public transportation, in front of my friends or my friends parents, etc etc and this has been happening since i was a young child. It is absolutely devastating to lose your social life due to something you can’t control and it is even more devastating to be considered gross by those you are around. And I ask that people please be kind to those of us that experience symptoms like vomiting and other gastrointestinal problems, because i can guarantee that it is a lot harder on us than it is you for witnessing it.

Jan 13.2025     654   -   

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Screenshot of an algorithmic Tumblr recommendation, titled "Check out these communities". The featured communities are "Poly Yuri" and "Finnish language community".ALT

Just throwing darts at this point, huh?

@smashfan64 replied:

Is it wrong?

To the best of of my knowledge, I am not nor have I ever been a Finnish lesbian.

#it’s not too late (via @andthentheywilleatthestars)

While I appreciate this site’s single-minded dedication to better living through gender fuckery, there are two pretty significant problems here:

  1. I’m bisexual, so even if I were a woman, I still wouldn’t be a lesbian; and
  2. Last time I checked there was no such thing as Finnishising HRT.
Jan 13.2025     1538   -   

self-loving-vampire:

woosh-floosh:

Is this actually a community wide or systemic problem or did you just meet one annoying guy

#compare: the degree to which 20-40% of Hot Gender Takes can be resolved down to complaining about an ex

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victusinveritas:

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theconcealedweapon:

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kaijuno:

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sacred-portal:

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